Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

clipped from www.theonion.com

OSHKOSH, WI—Joyous tidings were trumpeted throughout the hamlets of central Wisconsin this week after 43-year-old Mattress King James Koepke III, Lord and Master of a vast bed and box-spring empire, selected Beth Lowery, a buxom, flaxen-haired maiden from the small village of Waukau, to be his bride.

The 36-year-old queen-to-be, red of [...]

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